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Post by scott on Jul 30, 2020 13:50:12 GMT
Stopped by a roadside farm where I saw a sign that said "DUCK, EGGS".
I was contemplating the position of the comma when it hit me.
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Post by scott on Jul 31, 2020 12:12:19 GMT
2019: Stay away from negative people
2020: Stay away from positive people
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Post by scott on Aug 3, 2020 20:25:32 GMT
What kind of clothing do Karens wear?
A lawsuit.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Aug 4, 2020 16:17:38 GMT
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, you can catch a cold.
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Post by scott on Aug 5, 2020 12:41:19 GMT
Kids are like farts...
You can only tolerate your own.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Aug 5, 2020 19:24:18 GMT
What do you get if you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah’s Witness?
Someone who goes knocking on doors for no reason.
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Post by scott on Aug 6, 2020 13:27:14 GMT
Mel,
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Aug 6, 2020 15:55:19 GMT
A man asks his doctor when the covid pandemic will be over.
His doctor replies, “How would I know? I’m a doctor, not a politician.”
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Aug 7, 2020 17:00:26 GMT
Woman to her psychiatrist: My husband thinks he’s a dog.
Psychiatrist: Bring him in. He can lay on the couch and we will talk about it.
Woman: We can’t do that. He’s not allowed to lay on the couches.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Aug 8, 2020 15:37:44 GMT
A woman tells her husband, "Honey, one of your shoes is black, and the other is brown!"
He answered, "Yes, I noticed it myself. I went to change but when I looked in the closet, the only other pair I had was also one black and one brown”
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Post by scott on Aug 8, 2020 18:13:12 GMT
If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
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Post by scott on Aug 9, 2020 14:53:40 GMT
I lived in a houseboat for a while and started seeing the girl next door. Eventually, we drifted apart.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Aug 10, 2020 20:03:55 GMT
The shovel was such a great invention.
It was truly groundbreaking.
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Post by scott on Aug 11, 2020 18:43:23 GMT
May be a repost...
How do you make three old ladies all yell profanity at the same time?
Have the forth one yell " BINGO!".
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Post by scott on Aug 12, 2020 16:18:50 GMT
Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market? It was a Big McSteak.
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