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Post by M. Hawbaker on Feb 16, 2024 20:50:34 GMT
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Feb 28, 2024 22:48:30 GMT
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Mar 19, 2024 10:00:51 GMT
Did you hear about the two flowers who went on a date?
It’s a budding romance.
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Post by barb43 on Apr 7, 2024 16:24:54 GMT
How do you organize an eclipse party?
You planet.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 7, 2024 20:10:08 GMT
I opened a shop in Jamaica to sell glass cooking bowls.
It's called: "Pyrex of the Caribbean".
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 7, 2024 20:11:49 GMT
My dog swallowed all the scrabble tiles..
I took him to the vet...
No word yet.
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Post by barb43 on Apr 7, 2024 21:27:50 GMT
I really, re-ally like that "Pyrex of the Caribbean"! (says the gal with the long history with Fire King, Pyrex, Corning Ware, and Corelle .... and has even been to the museum & factory in Corning, NY)
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 10, 2024 15:35:32 GMT
A missionary in the jungle saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.
He turned to a local tribesman and said "That lizards really funny."
The tribesman replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand up chameleon."
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Post by barb43 on Apr 15, 2024 2:08:50 GMT
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 15, 2024 2:45:54 GMT
A little worm lived in an apple and heard there would be a flood to wipe out all life. And that Noah was building an ark to save all the animals.
He rolled up to Noah in his little apple, and ran right into his ankle to get his attention. Noah said "what would you like friend?" the worm replied "I wanted a spot on your boat."
Noah just nodded his head and said "Sorry little guy, we only take animals in pears, not apples."
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Post by barb43 on Apr 15, 2024 3:07:57 GMT
Noah just nodded his head and said "Sorry little guy, we only take animals in pears, not apples." ...
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 20, 2024 15:49:01 GMT
Sister Mildred has been given a promotion at the church.
She is now in charge of all financial matters.
Her new job title is "Nun Of Your Business".
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 20, 2024 17:12:51 GMT
How did Noah see where the Ark was going?
He used flood lights.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 23, 2024 22:16:11 GMT
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Post by barb43 on Apr 25, 2024 3:31:11 GMT
Carl: My wife knows I've been cheating. She found my hidden letters.
Chad: You both take Scrabble too seriously!
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