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Post by scott on Mar 12, 2021 23:53:28 GMT
What's the best way to delegate?
Asking for a friend
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Mar 12, 2021 23:55:16 GMT
What's the best way to delegate? Asking for a friend
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Mar 15, 2021 12:01:33 GMT
Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut.
In fact.... Eat two, Brute.
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Post by scott on Mar 25, 2021 9:39:00 GMT
The other day my wife told me some woman at work called her fat
I told her “Honey, don’t fight with her about it. Just be the bigger person.”
So anyway now I’m divorced
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Post by scott on Apr 1, 2021 15:25:03 GMT
So if “Ani” is short for Anakin, and “Ben” is short for Obi-Wan... and “Fives” is short for CT-27-5555... and “Artoo” is short for R2D2... and “Chewie” is short for Chewbacca... What is Luke short for?
A stormtrooper
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Post by barb43 on Apr 3, 2021 14:34:54 GMT
A paperclip is a staple without the commitment.
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Post by scott on Apr 4, 2021 16:32:19 GMT
Why is it so hard to talk to rich criminals?
Because they never finish their sentences.
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Post by barb43 on Apr 15, 2021 2:44:00 GMT
What does a runner drink when he is in last place?
Ketchup
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 18, 2021 14:42:06 GMT
I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
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Post by scott on Apr 19, 2021 15:01:30 GMT
Me: I'm going to build a time machine.
Her [eating the last donut]: what you gonna use it for?
Me [eating the last donut]: righting wrongs.
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Post by barb43 on Apr 19, 2021 15:23:07 GMT
"righting wrongs"
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Post by scott on Apr 23, 2021 15:27:01 GMT
When a BMW owner learns to drive...
What kind of car do they switch to?
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Post by scott on Apr 28, 2021 12:41:44 GMT
The Guy who stole my diary died
Now my thoughts are with his family
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Post by scott on May 20, 2021 14:08:25 GMT
From a ten year old...
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, you idiot. BREATHE!
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Post by scott on May 31, 2021 18:52:18 GMT
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, "wanna hear a joke?"
The second dog says "sure!"
The first dog says "knock knock."
The second says, "WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!"
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