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Post by M. Hawbaker on Nov 20, 2022 14:37:48 GMT
Why did Sherlock Holmes get audited by the IRS?
He made too many deductions.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Dec 7, 2022 1:22:22 GMT
Q: Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
A: No, they already have names.
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Post by barb43 on Dec 7, 2022 4:56:19 GMT
That last one is so corny, I can't quit thinking about it, and
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Dec 19, 2022 14:28:44 GMT
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
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Post by barb43 on Dec 20, 2022 14:36:09 GMT
Our dog swallowed a bag of Scrabble tiles. The vet is checking him out. No word yet.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Jan 17, 2023 19:36:01 GMT
How do you make a water bed bouncier? You fill it with spring water!
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Post by barb43 on Jan 18, 2023 3:29:48 GMT
How do you make a water bed bouncier? You fill it with spring water! Or you let Milo Man run as hard & fast as he can go, when in Zoomie Mode, down the long hallway and into the master bedroom where he flies up onto the waterbed, spins 3 times, and jumps without slowing down but dragging the comforter and blanket with him. I'm all like When he calms down enough to come looking for me, he's all like:
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Jan 18, 2023 3:41:41 GMT
Milo!
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Post by barb43 on Jan 18, 2023 4:23:30 GMT
???
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Jan 18, 2023 4:59:58 GMT
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Jan 22, 2023 19:59:02 GMT
When you put on cowboy clothes, you are ranch dressing.
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Post by barb43 on Jan 25, 2023 1:33:05 GMT
Ranch dressing, eh?
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Jan 26, 2023 20:13:57 GMT
Q: What do you call an animal you keep in your car?
A: A Carpet
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Feb 6, 2023 20:43:12 GMT
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Feb 11, 2023 17:43:11 GMT
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