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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 26, 2024 17:53:41 GMT
A pastor was 10 minutes into his sermon when he noticed his young son in the balcony with a pea-shooter. He was popping people in the head.
The pastor prepared to deliver a very public scolding to his son, but the boy yelled: "You keep preaching Dad and I'll keep'em awake!
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 28, 2024 21:00:13 GMT
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father in law.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 29, 2024 12:34:57 GMT
Whoever said that Baptists don't gamble never had to choose between all of the ten different Potato Salads at the potluck.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on May 1, 2024 18:52:10 GMT
(apologies in advance for this one ) My friend Sara accidently left her can of Pepsi in Florida. That is where Sara's soda is.
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Post by barb43 on May 3, 2024 13:39:15 GMT
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside. (That one is so bad it left me laughing till I went to bed last night. The news anchor on our local station told it to close out the 10 p.m. news.)
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