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Post by barb43 on Feb 19, 2023 1:04:40 GMT
DON: I paid 300 bucks to rent a limo, but it didn't come with a driver!
DAN: Wow, all that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Feb 19, 2023 1:11:23 GMT
DON: I paid 300 bucks to rent a limo, but it didn't come with a driver! DAN: Wow, all that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Feb 19, 2023 1:14:15 GMT
Son: "Dad, did you get a haircut?"
Dad: "No, I got them all cut!"
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Post by barb43 on Feb 19, 2023 2:02:49 GMT
That's a good one, Mel!
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Post by barb43 on Feb 19, 2023 2:04:46 GMT
SUE: What do you get when you cross a guard dog with a computer?
SAM: I don't know, but when it megabytes you, it megahertz.
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Post by barb43 on Feb 19, 2023 18:47:39 GMT
DONNY: So, what do you do?
SONNY: I work in national security.
DONNY: That sounds exciting! Tell me a story - you've gotta have many.
SONNY: Okay, about me, or about you?
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Feb 28, 2023 15:46:11 GMT
Father O’Malley answers the phone.
-Hello, is this Father O’Malley?
-It is
-This is the IRS. Can you help us?
-I can
-Do you know a Ted Houlihan?
-I do
-Is he a member of your congregation?
-He is
-Did he donate $10,000 to the church?
-He will-
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Feb 28, 2023 15:47:03 GMT
After explaining the commandment to honor your father and mother, a Sunday School teacher asked her class if there was a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters.
One boy, the oldest in his family, immediately answered, “Thou shalt not kill.”
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Mar 3, 2023 19:04:37 GMT
Why do the French eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
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Post by barb43 on Mar 4, 2023 2:32:17 GMT
Snails are yummy! I need to fix some.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Mar 9, 2023 3:20:07 GMT
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Mar 12, 2023 13:25:51 GMT
Apologies in advance for this one:
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Post by barb43 on Mar 12, 2023 16:35:25 GMT
Bwahahahaha (Yknow, those are pretty accurate for the denominations I've been a part of. )
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Mar 17, 2023 16:29:00 GMT
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Post by barb43 on Mar 18, 2023 2:09:07 GMT
There's no connection, of course, but my family background is fighting in my mind's eye over that one. The part that's always believed we were Irish would delight in getting back at the part of the family who believes we are really English & have spent the last 5 years acting all snooty toward the that half who believes we are and always have been Irish. Must admit, if I were to join one part or the other, I'd be with the group who thinks we're Irish and always have been. I don't talk with members of either group often.
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