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Post by scott on Dec 6, 2018 11:37:43 GMT
Your arcane joke of the year. (Google is your friend!)
I've been learning about the Dunning-Kruger Effect lately. Not to brag, but I'm pretty sure I'm an expert in it.
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Post by scott on Dec 8, 2018 14:37:34 GMT
Good one for the kids
When do nuts laugh?
When you crack them up.
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Post by scott on Dec 10, 2018 14:27:30 GMT
For an experiment, a chemistry teacher takes out a $20 bill and put it's in a bottle of ethanol. He then ask his students if it will dissolve.
A student raise his hand to answer.
Student: No it won't dissolve sir.
Teacher: Good! Now can you explain to the rest of the class why?
Student: You're too cheap, there's no way you would've sacrificed that $20.
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Post by scott on Dec 11, 2018 14:54:20 GMT
Heard from an 8 year old.
What goes “Oooooooooooooooo”
A cow with no lips!
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Dec 12, 2018 11:02:39 GMT
I broke my can opener.
Now it is a can't opener.
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Post by scott on Dec 13, 2018 12:46:38 GMT
Another one for the kids.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?"
Because it's the scenter.
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Post by scott on Dec 14, 2018 15:53:10 GMT
Why does Batman wear Dark clothing? Batman doesn't want to get shot.
Why does Robin wear bright clothing? Batman doesn't want to get shot.
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Post by scott on Dec 15, 2018 13:42:15 GMT
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' "
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur. Be careful' "
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Post by scott on Dec 16, 2018 15:46:11 GMT
Don't interrupt someone who loves puzzles or you might hear some cross words.
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Post by scott on Dec 17, 2018 16:13:49 GMT
Taking advantage of the recent controversy.
A young woman reportedly froze to death.
Her boyfriend had repeatedly warned her it was cold outside.
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Post by scott on Dec 18, 2018 23:18:37 GMT
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner... unannounced at 7:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
Wife: My hair and makeup aren’t done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I am still in my pajamas and and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why on Earth did you bring him home?
Husband: Because he is thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!
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Post by scott on Dec 19, 2018 15:58:11 GMT
I asked the nurse why she had a red magic marker.
She said it’s easier to draw blood with it.
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Post by scott on Dec 20, 2018 14:12:05 GMT
Do you know why there are fewer 'all men are trash' posts on the internet now?
Christmas is coming.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Dec 20, 2018 16:29:01 GMT
Something to think about:
The Flat Earth Society has member all around the world.
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Post by scott on Dec 21, 2018 21:15:17 GMT
A man needing some legal help walks into a law firm. He asks an attorney, "If I give you $300 per hour to help answer two legal problems I have, will you help me?"
The attorney replies "Sure, what's the other question?"
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