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Post by M. Hawbaker on Mar 31, 2020 15:14:03 GMT
The kids in my neighborhood are so rich
They are still TPing houses.
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 10, 2020 17:14:05 GMT
I got an A in English
And that’s how I failed the spelling test.
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Post by scott on Apr 14, 2020 10:46:08 GMT
What rock group has 4 members that can't sing?
Mount Rushmore
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 15, 2020 23:22:15 GMT
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
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Post by scott on Apr 19, 2020 15:45:19 GMT
Do you want to hear a joke about software
I'm still developing it
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Post by scott on Apr 24, 2020 18:08:00 GMT
Might be a repost.
A man sits next to another man on the train and pulls out a photo of his wife, “Isn’t she beautiful?”
Other man: “If you think she’s beautiful you should see my wife.”
First man: “Why? Is she a stunner?”
Other man: “No, she’s an ophthalmologist”
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Post by scott on Apr 25, 2020 14:22:22 GMT
A visual today. Courtesy of AmazingJokes.com
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 27, 2020 23:14:50 GMT
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Post by M. Hawbaker on Apr 27, 2020 23:20:23 GMT
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
Add spring water
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Post by scott on Apr 30, 2020 14:31:27 GMT
A fortune teller told me I'd suffer awful heart break in 12 years.
To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.
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Post by scott on May 2, 2020 12:49:30 GMT
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
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Post by scott on May 3, 2020 12:54:36 GMT
A vegan lady went on a blind date with a man. She asked him what do you do for a living. He said he is a butcher. The lady said "eww that's gross." The butcher replied "a person who sells vegetables is grocer".
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Post by scott on May 5, 2020 13:13:43 GMT
My grandad asked me how to print on his computer...
I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He says he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.
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Post by scott on May 6, 2020 12:17:33 GMT
Which country was the first to get Coronavirus?
China, they got it right off the bat.
<I'll see myself out>
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Post by M. Hawbaker on May 6, 2020 14:53:02 GMT
I got my friend a cake in the shape of Pac Man
At least that’s what I told him when he saw it.
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